I Suck: A Vampire Comedy
Saturday October 24 at 7pm
$20.00 online or $25.00 at door
Presented in partnership with James and Michelle Parcher with additional support from Dena Rogers.
“I Suck: A Vampire Comedy” is a darkly funny one-person show that asks: What good is eternal life if you’re not really living?
Stan has been a vampire for over a thousand years, and he’s terrible at it. While other vampires live in castles and accumulate wealth, Stan is stuck in a dead-end job as a middle manager in Toledo, living paycheck to paycheck, haunted by centuries of catastrophically bad decisions.
His latest crisis? He can no longer bring himself to kill people. After realizing he feels a kinship with every human—they’re all his descendants, technically—Stan finds himself unable to feed.
This predicament leads Stan to set out to escape his vampire contract. He embarks on a supernatural journey from heaven to hell, encountering everyone from a chatty St. Peter to a bored demon named Larry to Satan himself. Along the way, he’s forced to relive the choice that started it all—trading his soul and abandoning his family for the promise of power and eternal life.
https://www.broadwayworld.com/los-angeles/regional/I-SUCKA-Vampire-Comedy-4377740
Learn More at instagram.com/isuck_avampirecomedy/
Ticket Information
Tickets are reserved under your name and available at the door of the venue shortly before the performance. You do not need to print out your tickets. Lobby doors open for check-in 30 minutes prior to show time.
We do our best to start shows on time, if you show up late your seat is no longer guaranteed.
NAMBA Performing Arts Center is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization. All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. If a performance is canceled due to circumstances beyond our control, your ticket purchase will be converted into a donation to support our mission, and we will provide a donation receipt for your records. Thank you for your understanding and continued support.
